1 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:04,160 Yeah, that's right. 2 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:04,160 Could that be a mistake? 3 00:00:09,170 --> 00:00:12,160 Guess who. 4 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:15,640 Mikhail Gorbachev, you crazy nut. 5 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:18,650 - Is that you? 6 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:18,650 - Close. 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,340 Yakov. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,540 It's me. 9 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:25,610 Your Honor. 10 00:00:28,420 --> 00:00:31,220 I never even suspected. 11 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:35,220 - Hey, Yakov. 12 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:35,220 - Mac. 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,060 Uh-uh. I'm married now. 14 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,040 So, Yakov, what brings you 15 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,040 to our neighborhood, huh? 16 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,640 Sonya is coming. 17 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:45,830 Your wife? 18 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,770 Yes, let me show her picture. 19 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:50,970 No, Yakov, we've seen the picture 20 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:50,970 a thousand times and it still-- 21 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,210 It-- 22 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:55,840 It still boggles the human mind. 23 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:59,790 Are you sure that's not Brezhnev? 24 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,490 Brezhnev don't have moustache. 25 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:11,730 Harry, Sonya is coming to America 26 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:11,730 from Soviet Union in three days. 27 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:15,530 And I have you people to thank 28 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:15,530 for making that possible. 29 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,830 Well, I'm glad we could help, Yakov. 30 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,830 You must be feeling real happy. 31 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:22,600 Oh, yeah. 32 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:22,600 It's been like two years without a woman. 33 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:25,750 Without smooching. 34 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,470 Without kisses. 35 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:29,810 Without-- Without-- 36 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:35,550 I feel very-- 37 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,890 How do you say it in English? 38 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:39,260 Excited. 39 00:01:40,130 --> 00:01:41,490 That's it, excited. 40 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:43,960 Very excited. 41 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:47,170 - Hello. 42 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:47,170 - Ms. Sullivan, this is my old friend, Yakov. 43 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,240 His wife is flying in from Russia. 44 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,240 Oh, great. I'm very excited for you. 45 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:55,240 Oh, no, thanks. 46 00:01:57,810 --> 00:01:59,810 I can wait couple more days. 47 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:08,820 Well, I got to be going 48 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:08,820 before the stores close. 49 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:13,020 Big mattress sale going on tonight. 50 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:18,490 But I'll bring Sonya 51 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:18,490 in three days to meet you all. Bye. 52 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,930 Bye-bye. 53 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,930 Bye. 54 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:25,970 My, my, my. 55 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:25,970 That is one industrial woman. 56 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:31,370 Believe it or not, this would once have 57 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:31,370 been considered a very handsome woman. 58 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:36,350 Of course, I'm going back 59 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:36,350 30- or 40,000 years. 60 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:40,110 But the jest was on Nigel... 61 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:46,230 ...because the club was restricted. 62 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,570 Remember, tomorrow. 63 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:52,530 The cubist opening at The Modern. 64 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,030 Be there or be square. 65 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:57,170 Get it? Cubists? 66 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:59,070 Square? 67 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,370 I'll pick you up at 8. Ta-ta. 68 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,570 Ta. 69 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:07,110 You wrinkled old.... 70 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:08,970 Hey, Dan. 71 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,850 Your date? 72 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:18,430 As a matter of fact, yes. 73 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:21,350 Doing a little social climbing, 74 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:21,350 are we, Dan? 75 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:24,000 I am not and I resent you even think that. 76 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,290 Oh, well, then why are you dating her? 77 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:28,160 For money. 78 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:33,710 - Forgive me for questioning your motive. 79 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:33,710 - I happen to be moonlighting as an escort... 80 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,740 ...because I am broke. 81 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:37,740 A very legitimate service. 82 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,780 "Boys Are Us." 83 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:46,380 I will have you know that I am very proud 84 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:46,380 of what I have to offer as a companion. 85 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,850 I am witty. I'm charming. 86 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,260 - And I'm-- 87 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,260 - Reasonably priced. 88 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:57,370 I'm on sale this month. 89 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:43,700 Sir, we can get started as soon 90 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:43,700 as Dan shows up. 91 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,110 Where is he tonight? 92 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:50,180 They're at what Rebecca 93 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:50,180 referred to as "that party for Woody." 94 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:51,620 Woody? 95 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:54,190 - As in-- 96 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:54,190 - The genius of comedy. 97 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,350 She knows Woody Woodpecker? 98 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:10,430 Sir, I just loved you in The Gay Divorcee. 99 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:16,100 Here's a match. 100 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:16,100 Go light your breath and die. 101 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,710 Who's first? 102 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,750 - Oh, sir, please, may I? 103 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,750 - Miss Sullivan. 104 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,850 Dan, you look like a-- 105 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,830 It's so funny, I can't say it. 106 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:50,880 Sometimes she frightens me. 107 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:56,050 Your Honor, I apologize. 108 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:56,050 There was no time to change after work. 109 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,550 - Mr. Fielding. 110 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,550 - Yes? 111 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,850 You have the temerity to come 112 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,850 into my courtroom dressed like that... 113 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,360 ...and you don't even have one of these? 114 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,460 You're too good to me, sir. 115 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,960 Okay, okay, I can say it now. 116 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,900 Dan... 117 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:22,410 ...you look like a big penguin. 118 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:29,850 She is to comedy... 119 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:34,850 ...what Roy Rogers is to comedy. 120 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,790 And although the defense has questioned 121 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,790 the validity of the se-- 122 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,000 Penguin flashback? 123 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:55,510 Oh, no, no, no! 124 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,510 Yakov, Yakov, calm down. 125 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,340 Speak slowly. 126 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,320 Sonya got stopped by the police 127 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,320 at the airport. 128 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,250 I never got to see her. They arrested her. 129 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:08,410 You mean they wouldn't let her 130 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:08,410 into this country? 131 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:12,360 It's common procedure 132 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:12,360 to quarantine livestock before entering. 133 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,960 Mr. Fielding. 134 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,690 Sustained. 135 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:26,070 Police and Custom people 136 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:26,070 say that her documents were phony. 137 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:28,940 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 138 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:30,700 Harry, what am I gonna do? 139 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,210 Just don't get excited. 140 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:36,610 Look, it's enough of that dirty talk. 141 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:42,750 Mac, find out where they got her. 142 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:42,750 See if she can be transferred here. 143 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,690 - Right. 144 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,690 - Bull? 145 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:47,450 Take Yakov to my office and-- 146 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:50,260 Shoot him with a tranquilizer gun? 147 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:53,060 - If you have to. 148 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:53,060 - Right. 149 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:56,070 Oh, there you are. 150 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:00,940 Well, we were getting worried, 151 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:00,940 weren't we, Pumpkins? 152 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:05,270 Why don't you give Pumpkins 153 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:05,270 a little kiss on his little nose. 154 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:08,510 His nose? 155 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,550 Do you know how dogs greet each other? 156 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,650 We don't want to make Pumpkins cross, 157 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,650 do we? 158 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:27,100 Was it good for you? 159 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,130 Come along, it's time to go. 160 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:34,710 Oh, and by the way, 161 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:34,710 there has been a change in plans. 162 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,110 We're not going to the opera? 163 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,300 - No. 164 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,300 - Good. 165 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,970 So where is it to be? 166 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:42,620 Tavern on the Green? 167 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:42,620 Put on the old feedbag? 168 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:44,480 Dan. 169 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:47,680 I want to sleep with you. 170 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,460 Oh, wait-- Oh, Rebecca. 171 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:57,790 Dearest. 172 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,270 Sleep with you? 173 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:03,000 Couldn't we just get married? 174 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:06,630 You are so whimsical sometimes. 175 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:08,870 Yes, I are. 176 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,770 Come along. 177 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,640 Rebecca. 178 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:17,480 I can't do this. 179 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:22,190 You know, I believe I read in your service's 180 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:22,190 brochure that tipping is allowed. 181 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:24,990 Yes. 182 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:29,620 I'll be waiting in the Rolls. 183 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,370 Sir? 184 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:39,300 I found Sonya at Queens South. 185 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:39,300 They're transferring her here. 186 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:41,570 Good work, Mac. 187 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:52,880 - Dan? 188 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:52,880 Just a second, almost done. 189 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,890 Kind of soothing, isn't it? 190 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,960 I never thought it would come to this. 191 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,500 I mean, I am just an escort. 192 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:08,800 This is a legitimate arrangement. 193 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:08,800 Who does she think I am? 194 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:10,700 What are you talking about, Dan? 195 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:15,540 Rebecca wants me 196 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:15,540 to have sex with her for money. 197 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,210 Hope you aren't getting paid 198 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,210 by the hour. 199 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,140 You're not actually gonna go through 200 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,140 with this, are you? 201 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,220 Oh, no. 202 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,220 I'm just gonna declare bankruptcy. 203 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:29,690 Let the creditors come, 204 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:29,690 take everything I own. 205 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:33,260 Dan, you would be prostituting yourself. 206 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,360 What's your point? 207 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:40,760 - So then you are gonna go through with it? 208 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:40,760 - Yes. 209 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,600 No. 210 00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:44,430 Maybe. 211 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,770 Right this way, folks. 212 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,470 - What do you think? 213 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,470 - Well, it's lovely. 214 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,050 Look, here is 10 bucks. 215 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:56,740 You call me in five minutes 216 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:56,740 and tell me there's an emergency. 217 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,050 And take good care of Pumpkins. 218 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:03,220 Yeah, don't drop him and crush 219 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:03,220 his little head or anything. 220 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,450 Oh, by the way. 221 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,920 Here's $50. 222 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,290 No phone calls. 223 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,190 Yes, ma'am. 224 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:14,300 - My 10. 225 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:14,300 - Your mama. 226 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,900 Dan. 227 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:22,310 Oh, is that too hard? I will call 228 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:22,310 and have another sent up right away. 229 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,500 It's fine. 230 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,220 Oh, look, they've got cable. 231 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,510 No TV. 232 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,090 There are some very, 233 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,090 very enriching things on cable. 234 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,990 Like tonight, 235 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,990 we have Some Like It Wet... 236 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:41,490 ...followed by On Golden Blond. 237 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,150 Dan. 238 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,630 Let's steal some of the ashtrays. 239 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,270 Dan, I'm not going to bite. 240 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:53,930 Unless it's called for. 241 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,740 I'll be right back. 242 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,510 Order something from room service. 243 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,550 What do you want? 244 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,650 Surprise me. 245 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:13,330 Yeah, would you send up a syringe 246 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:13,330 of your best sodium pentothal, please? 247 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,600 Yeah. 248 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,000 She's here. 249 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,660 Sonya? 250 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,570 Ta-da. 251 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,080 Hello, Yakov. 252 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,410 Hello. 253 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,920 Who the hell are you? 254 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:41,190 Yakov, it's me. It's Sonya. 255 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,660 Somebody's pulling my noga. 256 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:49,720 Don't you wish. 257 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:52,670 Yakov, I am Sonya. 258 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:57,800 What are they saying? 259 00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:00,340 Something in Russian, sir. 260 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:03,370 You are lying. 261 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,410 Yakov, please. 262 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,780 What I told him is the truth. 263 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,610 One year ago, I was in bad car accident. 264 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,950 I did not want to worry you. 265 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,720 She said that plastic surgeons 266 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,720 rebuilt her face. 267 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:23,020 But they didn't have picture 268 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:23,020 that resemble her to go on. 269 00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:26,670 I know they have scarred me. 270 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,500 I know they have mutilated me. 271 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:33,340 I know I'm a hideous monster. 272 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,240 Isn't this an episode of 273 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,240 The Twilight Zone? 274 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,480 This is a KGB trick. 275 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,810 You are not Sonya. You are a spy. 276 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,150 Yakov. Yakov. 277 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,220 Now, maybe, 278 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,220 just maybe what she is saying is true. 279 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:53,990 Why don't you ask her 280 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:53,990 a couple of questions? 281 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,690 Right. 282 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:02,230 Who pitched the third game 283 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:02,230 in 1983 World Series? 284 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,530 And what was his ERA? 285 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,110 Calm down. 286 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,220 Ask her something 287 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,220 that only Sonya would know. 288 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,870 Yakov. 289 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:20,890 What is that? 290 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:24,580 Well, there is something about Sonya 291 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:24,580 that no one else knows. 292 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,250 She has a birthmark on her popka. 293 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,720 What's a popka? 294 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:36,470 Popka is a very private part 295 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:36,470 of human's body. 296 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,140 Do I have one? 297 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,680 Yeah, a very small one. 298 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:51,080 I want a Russian/English dictionary 299 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:51,080 and I want it now. 300 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,550 Right. 301 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:56,460 Harry, peoples, would you excuse us? 302 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,690 What, you mean 303 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,690 you're gonna take a look at her now? 304 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:05,530 But Yakov, if it's not Sonya, 305 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:05,530 you will be undressing a total stranger. 306 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,000 What's your point? 307 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,500 Be out in a minute. 308 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,010 Yea, though I walk through the valley 309 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,010 of the shadow of death... 310 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,010 ...I will fear no evil. 311 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:24,410 Dan. 312 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,350 Make me feel like a woman. 313 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,520 Okay, get me a beer. 314 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,520 I'm gonna watch the football game. 315 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,200 Dan, the time for jokes is over. 316 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:41,630 Come. Come, take me now. 317 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,100 No, Rebecca-- 318 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,300 Okay. 319 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,540 Ready or not. 320 00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:07,550 That's it, build my confidence. 321 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:11,960 Oh, this is wrong. This is terrible. 322 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:11,960 I deserve to die. 323 00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:14,600 Problem? 324 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,710 It's my husband. 325 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,480 Your husband? 326 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,180 You never said anything 327 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,180 about a husband. 328 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,570 He's dead. 329 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,180 Thank God. 330 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,580 I killed him. 331 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,080 Will you look at the time? 332 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,920 This has been a fun evening, 333 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,920 but I really gotta go. 334 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,390 He had a heart attack 335 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,390 while we were making love. 336 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:42,560 Oh, I thought you meant 337 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:42,560 you took a gun and: 338 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:48,000 I never realized until now 339 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:48,000 just how much I miss him. 340 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,340 It was the last time I had sex. 341 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,050 How long ago was this? 342 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:02,140 1973. 343 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,740 Good God, 344 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,740 you haven't had sex since Nixon? 345 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:12,420 I probably thought about it though 346 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:12,420 every one of those days. 347 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:18,320 Well, anyway, last week, 348 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:18,320 I just couldn't take it anymore. 349 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,100 So I decided... 350 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:24,240 ...that I would permit myself... 351 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:29,400 ...one sleazy meaningless encounter 352 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:29,400 with a nondescript, morally bankrupt gigolo. 353 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,070 Hey. 354 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,650 Who are you calling nondescript? 355 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,850 The point is... 356 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,880 ...I can't do it. 357 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,860 I just can't. 358 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,890 I just can't. 359 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:54,300 Rebecca, it's okay. It really is. 360 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:58,600 But why can't I? I don't understand. 361 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,670 Well, look. Um.... 362 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,670 How long were you married? 363 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,510 Thirty-five wonderful years. 364 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:15,490 Thirty-five years? 365 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:15,490 My God, I've barely been alive that long. 366 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,520 Thank you, I feel so much better now. 367 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:19,850 No. 368 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,190 What I meant was 369 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,190 that you hardly ever hear... 370 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,830 ...of anybody even staying together 371 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,830 that long anymore. 372 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,600 Well, it's easy... 373 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:34,440 ...when you have a loving, caring, 374 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:34,440 compassionate man. 375 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,400 You see... 376 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:44,890 ...my husband made himself 377 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:44,890 a multimillionaire. 378 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:51,890 So on our 25th anniversary, 379 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:51,890 he gave me a silver ring... 380 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,400 ...out of tinfoil from a gum wrapper. 381 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,760 He built it himself. 382 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,830 Took him three hours. 383 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,240 He even made 384 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,240 the company board of directors... 385 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,240 ...wait on a meeting until he got it done. 386 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:14,950 Well, when we got engaged, 387 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:14,950 he couldn't give me a ring. 388 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,720 But he gave me one that he made... 389 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,520 ...just like this one, out of gum wrappers. 390 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,730 And the card said: 391 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:30,990 "Someday, I'll give you a real one." 392 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:37,860 And the card on this one said: 393 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,040 "It worked the last time. 394 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:49,010 I'm not gonna take any chances 395 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:49,010 with silver." 396 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:57,650 Sounds like you two had 397 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:57,650 what the rest of us are looking for. 398 00:19:58,830 --> 00:19:59,990 I'm envious. 399 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:08,200 You know, when you let your vulnerable 400 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:08,200 side show, you have definite sex appeal. 401 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,460 - You're just saying that. 402 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,460 - Why would I say it if it weren't true? 403 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,230 Because I'm paying you. 404 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,700 Not anymore, you're not. 405 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,510 Let's go have some dinner. 406 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,780 On me. 407 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:30,080 That sounds wonderful. 408 00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:35,020 Oh, Dan. 409 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,740 Relieved that you don't have 410 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,740 to go through with this? 411 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,500 The truth? 412 00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:48,880 Yes. 413 00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:51,470 And no. 414 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:54,410 I must admit, I'm a little bit intrigued. 415 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,880 Dan, I'm old enough to be your mother. 416 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,020 All right, I'm a lot intrigued. 417 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,020 I've killed before. 418 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,460 Right. 419 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,810 They've been in there two hours now. 420 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,920 How long can it take 421 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,920 to check a birthmark? 422 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,450 Well, at least the moaning has stopped. 423 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,390 Cigarette? 424 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,730 Well, there are some in my top left drawer, 425 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,730 but they're chocolate. 426 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,970 I'll make them burn. 427 00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:51,460 Yakov, is that Sonya? 428 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,970 Wow, you must feel really excited. 429 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:58,600 Not anymore. 430 00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:01,450 Encore, encore. 431 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,710 Oh, you have freedom of religion here. 432 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:08,580 Pray for me like gangbusters. 433 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:15,390 Oh, that Gore. What a pill. 434 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,960 Good evening, colleagues. 435 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,800 - How was your evening, folks? 436 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,800 - Fabulous. 437 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:24,840 Dan is absolutely the most precious 438 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:24,840 gentleman I've met in a long time. 439 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,500 And you're all very lucky 440 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,500 to be working with him. 441 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:31,550 Dan who? 442 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,680 Do you know 443 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,680 I am so hungry for French food? 444 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:37,010 Sounds magnifique. 445 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,520 - I'll make the reservations. 446 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,520 - Okay. 447 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,850 I'm afraid all the restaurants are closed. 448 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,790 On the Concorde. 449 00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:49,920 We should be there for cocktails in Paris. 450 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,530 See you. 451 00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:57,800 So, what the hell happened at the hotel? 452 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:04,840 What happened between Rebecca 453 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:04,840 and myself is private. 454 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:09,640 You should be ashamed for thinking of it, 455 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:09,640 much less asking about it.